Can you help this fucking Pangolin find Hollywood superstar hunk actor Brendan Fraser! Grab your mummy bibles and your digging hammers because we're headed down to Egypt, the windy city!
Can you help this goddamn pangolin solve this heiroglyphics?
Maybe Brandon frasesurre is in this goddamn pile of rocks better check it out! What do you think you plebs
Oh no this isn't Brnadan Fraser you idiots this is either a cool mummy or a blind guy who broke a lot of bones
Hey look this little piece of shit finally got himself a torch and a pith helmet! Time for some real adventure boy I feel bad for all the goddamn monuments he's going to discover
Godammit, Pangolin! That's not the amulet that summons Branden Frassueres friend Corky Romano, that's the amulet that summons VIN DIESEL! Dummy!
